- Written by Green String
There once was a chicken named Betsy. Betsy was unlike all the other chickens. She was as sweet as can be and always brightened everyone's day. Her feathers shined in the sun like diamonds and her squawks were equal in musical genius to Kanye West's song "Runaway". She died last week at the shock of seeing a ferocious farm dog, but will forever be remembered by all of us interns, especially Cat and me because we kept her feet.
-Caroline P. Spring '17